You've collected all of the achievements and then some!
You've collected all of the items, even the useless ones!
You have made a magnifier!
You've developed Red's photo!
You have crafted the attic hook!
Got the clearance to the city!
You've got the flashlight working!
You have made Ted a laughing stock!
You've listened to the secret message... Now never speak of it again... Or else!
You have finished episode 1!
You've clicked to inspect every lamp in the house!
You've clicked to inspect every painting in the house!
You've found at least one optional conversation!
You've asked for Ted's help at least once!
Finished the game in under an hour!
You didn't save once!
Finished the game twice!
You've crafted the one and only MCD 3000! Good job!
You've read all the pages - and received a standing ovation!
You've lowered the Bridge - you shall now pass!
You've broken the 4th Wall! Now to find some duct tape!
You've found the rider!
Congratulations! You're nuts!
You've mingled with everyone in the room!
Gambled away my inheritance!
You've just won - This achievement! Now you can apply to a real trivia!
You've messed with the shadow (wo)man!
Who needs an umbrella anyway!
I do love my voodoo!
The mechanist cracks any vault mechanism open in 12 or less actions!
Just can't stop quacking!
Know your priorities!
You know your books!
Insult on injury I tell you that!
You merely visited the forest. I was born in it, molded by it!
How is that even fair!
Bureaucracy, bureaucracy, bureaucracy!
Look at all that evidence!
You ordered a Nerve Wreck Double Special!
Impeccable voodoo senses!