The Holy Gosh Darn is a narrative adventure with a time-travelling twist. You play the angel Cassiel, who must prevent an army of Phantoms from overrunning Heaven, which is really annoying because that’s where you live.
AdventureInsult one Elder.
Insult 10 Elders.
Insult all Elders.
Get a perfect score in Whack-an-angel.
Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.
Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.
Give Brokk a nosebleed.
Make Gerardiel shut up.
Listen to every song.
Have a cookie.
Open a network of portals between every realm.
Finish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.
Listen to yourself on the radio.
Give Satan a gift.
Freak out Puriel.
Meet every Holy Spirit.
Look at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.
See crazy nonsense everywhere.
Learn everything.
Fill out your wardrobe.
Call everyone.
Install the wardrobe module.
Install the Holy Site Sentimenterer.
Get all watch upgrades.
Watch every divine memory.
Die in 5 different ways.
Help Mike Cobbles.
Pay for services rendered.
Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.
Save heaven.
Read every book.