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Think of the Children Steam Key

Think of the Children

Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.

Windows PC  Arcade & Indie
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27 Steam Achievements

Alone Time
Alone Time

Finish the story solo

Family Time
Family Time

Finish the story with two or more players

Super Parent
Super Parent

Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.

Super Parents
Super Parents

Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.

Lovely day at the park
Lovely day at the park

Get an A+ on the Park Level

Between the yellow flags
Between the yellow flags

Get an A+ on the Beach Level

Express lane
Express lane

Get an A+ on the Store Level

Socialite
Socialite

Get an A+ on the Party Level

First Class
First Class

Get an A+ on the Airport Level

Thrill Seeker
Thrill Seeker

Get an A+ on the Skydiving Level

WITNESS ME
WITNESS ME

Get an A+ on the Outback Level

Glamping
Glamping

Get an A+ on the Camp Safety Level

Ghost Stories
Ghost Stories

Get an A+ on the Bonfire Level

Monkey Business
Monkey Business

Get an A+ on the Zoo Level

UNDER THE SEA!
UNDER THE SEA!

Get an A+ on the Ocean Level

A wholesome parenting simulator
A wholesome parenting simulator

Fashion Souls
Fashion Souls

Create a custom character

Please, don't have kids!
Please, don't have kids!

Lose the game in less then 20 seconds

I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Credit where credit's due
Credit where credit's due

Artist
Artist

Chatterbox
Chatterbox

Ooh, you're dirty
Ooh, you're dirty

Unaligned
Unaligned

Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

It wasn't a lie!
It wasn't a lie!

  • Single-Player
  • Multi-Player
  • Co-op mode
  • Shared/Split Screen
  • Steam Achievements
  • Full Controller Support
  • Steam Trading Cards